The Ten Best Things about Tewksbury

1. Sheehans, Sullivans, Doherty's, and Sheas.
2. Irish cops bringing McDonalds food to our houses during raging, underage drinking parties.
3. Paula Doyle using our pool.
4. Dirt Bikes, Explosions, four-wheeling, and burning down cabins, trees, brush, & babops stuffed animals.
5. "Two-Tone" trucks (one being permanent primer on a fender), cherrybomb exhaust, lift kits, and big mudder tires. Hey wait? Wasn't that Chet's Blazer?
6. Jumping cars: (North Street just South of Livingston, 1-lane at Jack's Junkyard, Billerica Train Bridge too).
7. Deacon Bill.
8. Daily neighborhood sports on Mowhawk Drive.
9. Laying on ice in frozen puddles across the street to fix an engine starter, having to remove your jacket to get up because its frozen into the ground.
10. "F-in A duuude" "Yahhhh dude"